||[Oct. 21st, 2004|10:45 am]
Lunchtime Challenge Fics
I am bored, give me challenge.
AHA! Dom, Elijah (You're always trying to pick your otp up, now I'm giving them to you on a plate).
One of them has to be cooking a meal for the other. It's not supposed to be romantic, they haven't got together yet. The cook is suffering because either the ingredients are rubbish or the equipment is, and he's been forcefed terrible music whilst cooking. Must include description of the worst table decoration in living history and a buggered corkscrew which gets lodged in a wine bottle.
buggered corkscrew which gets lodged in a wine bottle
*giggles* You know, I was saving that for my Monaboyd Worst Date Evah fic (still unwritten *sighs*)
Yes, actually write some of that otp. get on with it, I want to read it. *prods*
Was there a table decoration that I've somehow forgotten or do I actually have to use my imagination?
No, that bit was genuinely down to your imagination. :)
I want to see what you come up with!
*mutters about eeevol challenges*
My OTP actively resists being written, you know. They conspire against me. They say "Isn't Billy pretty. Don't you want to be writing about him instead?"
I blame you completely.
*Edits above challenge*
at no point in the challenge story can any *any* other member of the fellowship or cast or crew be mentioned.
Okay, you're trying to kill me, aren't you?
Obviously. Just making things a little bit challenging for you. ;)
No, just showing off how multi-faceted and clever you are.
I'm very clever in the 'getting parts of my body to randomly break' department.