||[Nov. 15th, 2004|07:39 pm]
Lunchtime Challenge Fics
I need a challenge. I am stuck on the fic I am writing, and want to try something completely different (although Monaboyd is still my pref, because I have never written anything else). Help! Gotta get the juices flowing!
*rubs hands together and cackles*
Right. Billy/Orlando. During filming of Lotr. Must reference the boys' trip to the Star Wars set. First-time. Words to include: beans, sherbet, chocolate buttons, roundabouts, snail, dust, rain, seven, purple, snooker.
Okay. Besides commenting on your TOTAL, UTTER, EVILNESS, -ahem- I need a reference, because I don't know about the trip to the Star Wars set. *hangs head*
Billy/ORLANDO? As in, SLASH Billy/Orlando?? FIRST-TIME SLASH Billy/Orlando???
Holy crap. *slinks away to cower, contemplating possible revenge and (much less likely) plotlines*
*giggles* Oh, I'm keeping you.
Evil? Moi? Have you not seen the challenges that sunsetmog
has set for me
You said you wanted something different. So. You got the elf. Heh. And yes. Slash Billy/Orlando. Although you don't have to make it NC-17 if you don't want *nods*
As far as Star Wars goes, you could get away with a reference to the fact that they visited the set (and then apparently spent hours playing Star Wars)
I am not sure I can write slash without writing NC-17, lol. We'll see where it goes. :-) Thanks for the clarification. I have started the fic. Am having fun writing irritable!Billy and snarky!Orli. Now I just gotta get them in a liplock... *bites lower lip*
*waits, impatiently, for fic*
I've friended you. I hope you don't mind too much. *g*
Well I could try to take the piss out of you and tell you all about my Fifteen Rules for Friending... but then you might check my bio and see that I love for people to friend me, so it might not work. :-) Thanks! I'll return the favor soon.
The fic will be a bit, however--I have a ball to go to tonight. Yes, seriously, and it promises to be boring. (How else could it be--a ball, on a TUESDAY NIGHT?) But I promise I have started and I am thinking about it. (Probably too much. If anyone asks me what I've been up to tonight, it would be a tad bit embarrassing to blurt out "Trying to get Orlando Bloom backed up against a makeup trailer with Billy Boyd's tongue down his throat.")
Pfft. I had PhD training last week and when I should have been attending to 'Information Retrieval' I was actually thinking about Dom, Billy and a kilt.
But... I mean, don't we all do that? All the time?
I know that I would never ever get through a staff meeting without gouging my eyes out with a spork if I didn't have constant fantasies running through my head, often involving the conference room table... *blush* May have said too much. :-)
Conference room table. Good choice. I was in the library... there are all those convenient nooks and crannies and those sturdy metal bookshelves...