||[Jan. 21st, 2005|10:16 pm]
Lunchtime Challenge Fics
*puts up hand* Hey chaps.|
Go on, hit me with something. Preferably not LotR.
*watches people die of shock and horror*
Also, not being employed, am I allowed here? I can pretend to be, if you want? I'm...a professional net browser? For big companies? With lots of spare time? Does that work? Can I be a professional human fetishist? As in I fetish humans. I'm already human, after all. Possibly. Yes.